You teach tae kwon do?
Because your breath is kickin.
Love kimchi jigae?
Mystery orange.
Funny like frat boy herpes!
Take a chance on me?
Screw peas and carrots.
Try the Yelp Elite good life!
Two Brothers pizza?
Alphabet fun time?
Put U and I together!
How much does it cost?
Didn't eat dinner.
Hey do you work at Subway?
Just grew a foot long.
You like fun and games?
Must I buy you a drink? B-tch.
Sank my battleship.
I rock sweet tattoos.
Matching He-Man underoos.
But I'm a doctor!
You believe in chance?
Uh oh, call the ambulance.
I jizz in my pants.
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