Look at my cakes!

Look at my cakes! Fucking look at them! These cakes means one thing! I’m getting fatter tonight! That’s right! Like Jaba the Hutt! It’s been a long, sweaty night in the kitchen and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Sous Chef! I have business cards that say “Assistant to the assistant Sous Chef” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all baked cakes too!










Happy birthday!