More cheezy pickup line haikus

You teach tae kwon do?
Because your breath is kickin.
Love kimchi jigae?

Mystery orange.
Funny like frat boy herpes!
Take a chance on me?

Screw peas and carrots.
Try the Yelp Elite good life!
Two Brothers pizza?

Alphabet fun time?
Put U and I together!
How much does it cost?

Didn't eat dinner.
Hey do you work at Subway?
Just grew a foot long.

You like fun and games?
Must I buy you a drink? B-tch.
Sank my battleship.

I rock sweet tattoos.
Matching He-Man underoos.
But I'm a doctor!

You believe in chance?
Uh oh, call the ambulance.
I jizz in my pants.

Cheezy pickup line haikus

Want to be Yelp friends?
New to city and alone!
Not a dating site?

Jager bombs, here, there!
Hey baby like what you see?
Look at my striped shirt!

Hate online dating.
Liars, cheaters and losers.
Maybe it's B.O.

How are you doing?
So you don't like boys? Married?
Got a twin sister?

Feeling Mexican?
Hey sexy can I stuff my
Beef in your taco?

Holiday Movie Haiku

Just thoughts on movies which I saw recently...

Fat boy plays ping pong
Too many kicks to the groin
Balls are furious.

Doctor and colonel,
Talks to mannequins all day.
You are no legend.

Chris and Jackie laugh,
Cry and whine for the third time
No more rush hours please.

Nosy little b-tch
C-ckblocks sister for five years
Where is atonement?

These are just films I thought about for no reason at all.

Miss Hilary Swank
Fights boys who cry - Karate
Kid part 4 - no more!

White belt now is black
Thanks to manual labor
Sweep the f-cking leg!

Awkward looking bird
Give Johnny sweet chin music
You're the best around.

Novice turning tricks
Meets Richard before hamsters
Pretty lucky chick.

Let's boogie tonight
Struggle with pornography
Nice dong, Marky Mark.