Friday, July 25, 2008

Cheezy pickup line haikus

Want to be Yelp friends?
New to city and alone!
Not a dating site?

Jager bombs, here, there!
Hey baby like what you see?
Look at my striped shirt!

Hate online dating.
Liars, cheaters and losers.
Maybe it's B.O.

How are you doing?
So you don't like boys? Married?
Got a twin sister?

Feeling Mexican?
Hey sexy can I stuff my
Beef in your taco?

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