Holiday Movie Haiku

Just thoughts on movies which I saw recently...

Fat boy plays ping pong
Too many kicks to the groin
Balls are furious.

Doctor and colonel,
Talks to mannequins all day.
You are no legend.

Chris and Jackie laugh,
Cry and whine for the third time
No more rush hours please.

Nosy little b-tch
C-ckblocks sister for five years
Where is atonement?

These are just films I thought about for no reason at all.

Miss Hilary Swank
Fights boys who cry - Karate
Kid part 4 - no more!

White belt now is black
Thanks to manual labor
Sweep the f-cking leg!

Awkward looking bird
Give Johnny sweet chin music
You're the best around.

Novice turning tricks
Meets Richard before hamsters
Pretty lucky chick.

Let's boogie tonight
Struggle with pornography
Nice dong, Marky Mark.